There’s been some confusion, so let me clarify.
BM stands for Boymales which is also an abbreviation for bowel movement…read anything on this page and tell me how that doesn’t make sense.
Breakdown:
Boymales are less than or equal to Bowel movements.
Rule 10: We need to hear how you feel about us. Often. Tell us now.
Seriously, stop reading this and tell us right now.
#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
Anonymous asked: Are you a lesbian?
Dear Anonymous,
No, but sometimes I wish I was.
Then I remember that females are sluttier and crazier than most boymales and I lose the desire.
Stay sharp and keep on scissorin’,
E.
I really wish you hadn’t been such a slut before we started dating, because now I have 19 girls to pick fights with you about.
—#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
- Me: Every girl in your phone, you've probably slept with.
- Boymale: Not true.
- Me: Here, I'll pick a name at random......*Insert SLUT name here*
- Boymale: I didn't.
- Pause.
- Boymale: But she wanted to.
She’s a total butter-face……….everything BUT ‘er face.
“With those girls it’s always an ‘ahh yeah’ after a few drinks…but then you wake up in the morning and it’s always an ‘ahh f*ck’. A good ass only goes so far.”
#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
Don’t make me feel stupid for being insecure, when the events that led me to this insecurity are a direct result of your stupidity.
#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
If you’re skinny, girlfriends of your ex’s are going to hate you more.
#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
“I wanted to take a picture and upload it to Facebook with the caption ‘my girlfriend is better than yours.’ I just didn’t want to use up the rest of my data plan…”
#TheFactsOfBeingFemale
